Author Archives: Karl Sears

Alternative Premier League: How the Table Looks After Gameweek 1

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With one game postponed and more draws than a furniture shop, the opening week of Premier League football has perhaps been something of an anti-climax, unless you were a travelling Trotter at Loftus Road on Saturday. But never fear – … Continue reading

Welcome to the Alternative Premier League

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Have you ever watched the Premier League and felt a sense of injustice? Have you ever wondered what the league would look like if points were awarded on the basis of winning margins, away wins and strength of opponent? Do you think … Continue reading

Blackpool’s Fight To Avoid The Relegation Danger Zone

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Some of us expected it, some of us didn’t and some of us saw it as an unfortunate inevitability. But with March now upon us the moment has come – Blackpool are in trouble. Of course, having a weary new … Continue reading

How Wayne Rooney Was Saved By James McCarthy’s Lack Of Simulation

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Having seen two very different instances of what the FA would describe as ‘violent conduct’ on Saturday, I started thinking. I touched on both of these moments in my ‘Saturday Review’ piece, but after some reflection I thought that the … Continue reading

Saturday Premier League Review: May the Fours Be With You

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Four was the magic number this Saturday in the English Premier League. Aston Villa, Manchester United and those Wanderers from Wolverhampton all hit the net four times in the process of recording important wins. So, without any four-ther ado (the … Continue reading

When Will the Carlos Tevez and Kia Joorabchian Saga End?

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Is anyone else starting to get a little bored of the supposed Carlos Tevez transfer saga? He’s staying, he’s leaving, he’s unhappy, he’s committed – barely a month goes by without an update from the Carlos Camp. And now Roberto … Continue reading

Evaluating the Squad Players for the Big Five In the Premier League

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It is the tentative dawn of Spring that so often exposes the true resolve of a football team. It is the time when trophies are won and lost, January signings can be truly evaluated and squads are tested to their … Continue reading

West Brom or Wolves, Who Can Light Up the Black Country on Sunday?

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This weekend, much like old Mother Hubbard’s cupboard, the Premier League larder looks bare. That is, until you search a little harder. For if you look behind the FA Cup Fifth Round and the excitement of glamour ties such as … Continue reading

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Hodgson Has His Work Cut Out to Keep West Bromwich Albion in Premier League

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West Bromwich Albion seemed to be turning a corner during the first few months of this Premier League season. In previous top flight years they’d been known as entertainers who had been punished for trying to play the right way … Continue reading

The Injury Plagued Career of Jonathan Woodgate

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It may have been unplanned and unexpected, but Jonathan Woodgate’s introduction to the fray on Tuesday night was a welcome sight. Despite being on the sidelines for 15 months, the former Leeds United and Newcastle man put in an assured, … Continue reading

What About Leyton Orient’s Olympic Legacy?

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All week we’ve been hearing about the fight involving Tottenham and West Ham for the right to move into the Olympic Stadium in 2012. We’ve seen Daniel Levy and Karren Brady exchanging blows in the press, while numerous celebrities have … Continue reading

How I Learned to Stop Worrying About England and Love Club Football

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As I watched the news on Thursday morning I was cheerfully informed by the reporter that England had beaten Denmark the night before. I raised my eyebrows…then made breakfast. This low key response to an England result is a fairly … Continue reading

Can Chelsea Retain Their Champions League Spot?

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With Liverpool’s recent decline, the buzz at the start of the season was focused on who would occupy the Merseysider’s Champions League spot in May. Could Manchester City fulfill their promise or would Spurs nick it again? Well, it is beginning to … Continue reading

Premier League Weekend Review: 43 Goals In 10 Matches

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Got your breath back yet? It was a Saturday where an abacus was a necessity for keeping track of the 41 goals scored and good defending appeared to be more out of fashion than luminous shell suits – Manchester City … Continue reading